always ansley

March 23, 2009, 3:00 pm
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I’ll be honest, I’m not sure how to even pronounce this one. Is it el-love? That’s how I say it in my head. Needless to say, the Ellove has found a permanent home in my collection.

When I first glanced at it on, I fell in love with the curves and bright color of the Ellove. I simply had to request it for review. I’m a Fun Factory fanatic, it’s true.. and so when the Ellove arrived on my doorstep I hurried inside to inspect it. Great packaging. Great toy. It was much girthier than I’d expected, but my Toy Fluid put aside any worries I was having about that. In fact, this vibrator also came with a sample packet of Toy Fluid. The more, the merrier.

Using the Ellove was a dream come true. It was simple to operate, unlike some vibrators I’ve tried in the past.. and didn’t eat up the battery power (4 AAA’s) quickly. The Ellove was also quite heavy and held some strong vibrations that could definitely be felt throughout the entire shaft.. but at the same time, it purred softly. I’d definitely recommend this vibe!


Curved Purple Swirl
March 3, 2009, 11:21 am
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Share XL
March 3, 2009, 11:10 am
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Having tried (and loved) the original Share double ended dildo, I was a perfect candidate to receive and review the brand new Share XL from Fun Factory. Though it’s packaged in the same box as the original Share, the Share XL is a creation all it’s own. This double ended dildo is quite heavy and has an incredible girth on both the bulb and the shaft ends. In fact, the circumference is an astounding 5 1/2″ (bulb) / 5 3/4″ (shaft). The swirling ridges enhance this toy by adding a more rough ride, and also by stimulating the clit where the bulb and shaft meet. The shaft is not much longer, if at all longer, than the original Share’s, measuring in at an insertable 6 3/4″. The bulb isn’t too far behind, having an insertable length of 4 1/4″.

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March 3, 2009, 10:59 am
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Dildo by Vixen Creations
Material: VixSkin

Comparing Share
March 2, 2009, 3:50 pm
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I love Fun Factory toys. Especially Share. So it was really no surprise that EF chose me to write a product description review for the brand new Share XL. (I’ll have that review up as soon as it’s published.) Mmm.. look at those silicone swirls.

Now for the technical specs:

Share XL :

Length: 13 1/2″
Insertable length: 6 3/4″ / 4 1/4″
Circumference: 5 3/4″ / 5 1/2″
Diameter: 1 7/8″ / 1 3/4″
Weight: 1.5 lb


Length: 9″
Insertable length: 6 1/4″ / 4 1/4″
Circumference: 5 3/4″ / 5 1/2″
Diameter: 1 7/8″ / 1 3/4″
Weight: 1.5 lb

Pure Plug.
February 24, 2009, 8:02 pm
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Sex Without The City.
February 13, 2009, 8:40 pm
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I’ve always been a bit curious about this famed vibrator. Sex and the City had nothing at all to do with said curiosity. I’ve had some pretty awful “rabbit” vibrators in the past, but I decided it was time to give them another chance. Bad “rabbit” experiences behind me, I requested the Elastomer Rabbit Habit for review. As I patiently awaited it’s arrival, I began reading the mixed reviews that the vibrator had received. Most complained about an eventual loss of power or the beads. I was anxious to try it out for myself.

The Elastomer Rabbit Habit arrived on my doorstep a week later, tucked inside of a completely nondescript brown box with a rubber whip and some awesome Babeland freebies (a pen, pins, stickers, lubettes). Since I wasn’t really up to anything on this particular afternoon, I tore the vibrator from the box and ran upstairs into my bedroom. After the hunt for three AA batteries was over, I turned it on and sat in awe of it’s motions. Honestly, I couldn’t see where the beads would be a problem. They seemed innocent enough. A bit noisy, but nothing that would ruin one’s entire experience.

Laying back on my bed, I pulled my underwear aside and inserted the shaft of the vibrator. There were two controls: One for the shaft and one for the actual rabbit-shaped clitoral stimulator. I positioned the ears of the rabbit near my clit and pushed both controls on. Halfway. I was impressed by the power, and even more impressed by the ears. I turned the ears all the way up. A few minutes later, I was coming.

If you choose to purchase this Vibratex vibrator, do it for the ears. And for the fact that it’s now made of elastomer, and is therefore much safer than the original.