always ansley

Return of Ansley
February 3, 2012, 10:49 am
Filed under: Banter

Yes, it’s true.

I’m back from only-God-knows-where-I’ve-been.

I’ve missed you terribly.

So, here I am at post #200.

And I haven’t a clue where to begin..

– Ansley

An Apology
May 26, 2009, 8:28 pm
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I’ve noticed lately that I’ve been kind of lacking in the informative review department. Maybe it’s the fact that I don’t have a lot of time.. or maybe I’m just getting sick of video reviews.. but whatever it is, I’m going to be steering more towards well-written, INFORMATIVE reviews from now on. Just wanted to inform you, my audience, and sincerely thank you for reading my blog. I’d also like to thank Adriana, whose comments have made me realize that I’ve not exactly been bringing my “A” game recently. Thanks!

Female Ejaculation and the G-Spot
May 20, 2009, 5:45 pm
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Curious about the G-spot? Pick up your copy of Female Ejaculation and the G-Spot by Deborah Sundahl.. or stop by the Babeland workshop in Seattle next weekend and MEET Deborah!
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Sunday, May 31, 07:30PM, $35
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Contact Store for More Information

May 6, 2009, 7:21 pm
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Behold the Commando harness by Aslan Leather.. isn’t it sexy? Being someone who craves versatility, I can’t wait to get my hands on this double-strap (or single-strap, whichever you choose) harness. As soon as my commisions settle on EF, I’m ordering one and going Commando! I’ll also be reviewing it right here on my blog. But for now, you can check out Gabe’s excellent review here.

New To Toys
April 6, 2009, 7:42 pm
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So. I’m currently seeing someone incredible.. but there’s just one problem. She’s never used sex toys. Can anyone else relate to this? I’m not sure how to go about introducing them to play.. I’ve asked her about them but have never asked or tried to use them. I feel incredibly awkward. I’ve got a whip hanging on the wall above my bed (that’s what started the conversation), a blindfold hanging from a light post, and rope dangling from a shelf in my bedroom. It’s easy to see that I use them.. but I’m afraid to just “appear” in a strap-on. You know? Help!

Comparing Share
March 2, 2009, 3:50 pm
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I love Fun Factory toys. Especially Share. So it was really no surprise that EF chose me to write a product description review for the brand new Share XL. (I’ll have that review up as soon as it’s published.) Mmm.. look at those silicone swirls.

Now for the technical specs:

Share XL :

Length: 13 1/2″
Insertable length: 6 3/4″ / 4 1/4″
Circumference: 5 3/4″ / 5 1/2″
Diameter: 1 7/8″ / 1 3/4″
Weight: 1.5 lb


Length: 9″
Insertable length: 6 1/4″ / 4 1/4″
Circumference: 5 3/4″ / 5 1/2″
Diameter: 1 7/8″ / 1 3/4″
Weight: 1.5 lb

February 17, 2009, 4:43 pm
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I miss the bruises on my thighs

from her teeth. Blood vessels

broken underneath. I miss her.