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Ellen Page.
November 29, 2008, 7:42 pm
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Oh, yeah. The things I’d like to do with her.. she’s my current celebrity crush. Mmm..



November 29, 2008, 4:26 pm
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This past week I’ve [finally] had the opportunity to try out Lunapads. If you aren’t familiar with them, they are an alternative menstrual pad. Rather than buying disposables, Lunapads are washable and eco-friendly. They are a GREAT feminist product made by women for women in the friendly comfort of Canada.

My experience has lead me to crave more of the colorful-patterned pads and even more so a Diva Cup. What’s a Diva Cup? Well, it’s a reusable silicone cup that replaces tampons. Since I’m a tampon girl, myself, I think the Diva Cup would work out a lot better for me. Lunapads are nice for overnight and whenever you feel you need the added protection.. but I’m sold on the Diva Cup. My girlfriend has one and she LOVES it.

Thankfully, the lovely ladies at Lunapads also sent me a little cupcake print (my favorite print) pochette and another fun printed Luna Pouch to store my future Diva Cup in. They also provided a sample of Lunabalm, which is “a celebratory blend of orange, lavender and geranium in a base of olive oil, beeswax and vitamin E”. It’s supposed to help with PMS and cramping, and so far it has been wonderful. I adore the smell and feel of it. It’s really relaxing.

I can’t wait to order more from Lunapads over the holiday season.. they’ll be filling the stockings of my friends, for sure!

November 29, 2008, 2:49 pm
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Ophoria Pleasure No. 6.
November 29, 2008, 2:42 pm
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Happy 100th Post!
November 27, 2008, 7:22 pm
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Thanks for reading!

In Search of the Wild Kingdom.
November 25, 2008, 6:53 pm
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Shine Louise Houston of the famed CrashPad Series has definitely showed us what true queer porn is, especially in In Search of the Wild Kingdom which parodies more mainstream “lesbian” porn. The film opens with Beau Flex being jumped and tagged by documentary filmmaker Georgia Mann’s crew for further investigation into the world of lesbian sex. In the first scene, we follow her into bed with Trouble Royale for some serious fucking. The Hitachi Magic Wand makes an appearance in this scene, as well as a very pretty plug and a stripper pole. In scene two, we find Dylan Ryon and Rozen DeBowe going at it on a very comfy looking couch. The last action scene features a threesome with two strap-ons worn by Wil Thrustwell and Papi Coxxx along with Beau Flex that is insanely sexy. There is also a nice wake up call the following morning. All the while film follows Georgia Mann and her pissed-off crew attempting to figure out the secret lives of lesbians, though in the end, Georgia is more confused than ever and gives up. Oh well, at least we got to see some real, messy, no apologies fucking along the way.


Captivating Curve.
November 24, 2008, 10:59 pm
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While searching for a new toy to review, the Curve by Fun Factory really stood out. It had mixed reviews, and so I figured that I’d request one and decide for myself whether or not I liked it. This dildo was simply too neat looking to pass up. My request was accepted, and I eagerly anticipated the Curve on my doorstep.

When my Curve arrived, I once again marveled over Fun Factory’s great packaging. Then, I removed the bright purple dildo. It seemed a lot more flexible than I would have guessed. It was also quite large. I slipped a finger through the loop and felt the contours of the shaft. The plastic parts that some have deemed painful didn’t seem at all threatening to me as I held Curve in my hands. Surely nothing a little lube wouldn’t be able to fix. It was time to find out.

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